fartgallery:

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

unclefather:

theproofisinthesloth:

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

ivadeshin:

jujuoh:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

Tiefling nudes are going to outlast everything else

baece:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

deepshowerthoughts:

When you have severe allergies, going outside becomes pay to play content.

horreurscopes:

strongsad2:

saladsaladnovski:

governmentshill:

tilthat:

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

via reddit.com

Powerful

what the fuck?

amazing

this is so dramatique i bet it was a gay’s idea

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

skull-heads:

A heart that can melt my own.

mooschino:

2018 mood